tibets:

willow smith uploaded this at 6:30 in the morning

tibets:

willow smith uploaded this at 6:30 in the morning

me: hey uh sarah
me: how does this picture make you feel *picture of burning trees*
sarah: im gonna shoot you in the head you disgusting cretin
inkskratches:

experimenting with junk

inkskratches:

experimenting with junk

me: this is why people aren't friends with you
sarah: TREES
sarah: TREEEEES
sarah: MAN I JUST WANNA BE NEAR A TREE RIGHT NOW
sarah: BUT I CANT CAUSE ITS COLD AND DARK OUTSIDE
sarah: IM IN PAIN
sarah: IT HURTS SO MUCH
sarah: GOD I LOVE TREES
sarah: OH GOD I THIKN IM GONNA DIE
sarah: TREES TREEEES TREEEEEEES TREEEEEEEEES
sarah: MAN THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF TREES
sarah: I LOVE EM ALL THEY'RE SO AMAZING
sarah: THEY'RE SO UNIQUE

fenrirsbutt:

andrewhussietwerking:

sarah’s fuckin screaming about how much she loves trees and is laughing i think she’s gonna die

TREEEEEEES HOLY SHIT MAN 

sarah’s fuckin screaming about how much she loves trees and is laughing i think she’s gonna die

standovermen:

ok yeah “3-D” is a big deal for pokemon, whatever… do you now what would be really revolutionary ???? MORE THAN ONE FILE

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

fenrirsbutt:

andrewhussietwerking:

sarahs getting me the jade dragon wukong skin for my birthday right now thank you based god

i will enslave you 

oh